Ana VS Bella (along with various song references)

So, I started reading Fifty Shades of Grey, today, and I am about 150 pages in. Apparently this book is a big deal and creating a lot of fuss and racket, so I decided I should investigate. It reminds me of Twilight. Ana is Bella and Grey is Edward. It's easy to read and get into, like Twilight, but maybe I have grown accustom to reading dry text books. :-/

Personally, I am a slightly bored with a story focused entirely on a relationship. The men feature in these bestsellers are easy to fall in-love with. What girl doesn't want a gorgeous, successful guy with a twist to fall for her. I am really overusing the italics function in this post. My apologies. Twilight had the same concept. Bella could not fall for Edward because he was different, bad, a vampire. Z-OMG.


Maybe my opinion is slightly biased, but I have fallen for fictional characters.  I had a huge crush on Inyusha, the half-dog-demon and Drizzt Do'Urden the dark elf from RA Salvatore's Icewind Dale Trilogy. If anyone knows of either of these characters, I heart you. Oh, and Christian Troy from Nip/Tuck. Ugh.

For some odd reason, Fifty Shades of Grey, made me want to listen to Jack off Jill, Super Sadist in particular. I am currently jamming out to Cumdumpster. Oh, My Cat. 


My Cat is amazing 
He can play the guitar 
He may not be an actor 
But he's a pussy superstar

I feel like I am 17. Oh, another song reference: They only want you when you're 17, when you're 21, you are no fun. Ladytron, anyone? 

My random ranting tangent has come to an end. I needed to throw all of those band references to prove to myself, and maybe others that I listen to music other than Regina. :)