Ana VS Bella (along with various song references)

So, I started reading Fifty Shades of Grey, today, and I am about 150 pages in. Apparently this book is a big deal and creating a lot of fuss and racket, so I decided I should investigate. It reminds me of Twilight. Ana is Bella and Grey is Edward. It's easy to read and get into, like Twilight, but maybe I have grown accustom to reading dry text books. :-/

Personally, I am a slightly bored with a story focused entirely on a relationship. The men feature in these bestsellers are easy to fall in-love with. What girl doesn't want a gorgeous, successful guy with a twist to fall for her. I am really overusing the italics function in this post. My apologies. Twilight had the same concept. Bella could not fall for Edward because he was different, bad, a vampire. Z-OMG.


Maybe my opinion is slightly biased, but I have fallen for fictional characters.  I had a huge crush on Inyusha, the half-dog-demon and Drizzt Do'Urden the dark elf from RA Salvatore's Icewind Dale Trilogy. If anyone knows of either of these characters, I heart you. Oh, and Christian Troy from Nip/Tuck. Ugh.

For some odd reason, Fifty Shades of Grey, made me want to listen to Jack off Jill, Super Sadist in particular. I am currently jamming out to Cumdumpster. Oh, My Cat. 


My Cat is amazing 
He can play the guitar 
He may not be an actor 
But he's a pussy superstar

I feel like I am 17. Oh, another song reference: They only want you when you're 17, when you're 21, you are no fun. Ladytron, anyone? 

My random ranting tangent has come to an end. I needed to throw all of those band references to prove to myself, and maybe others that I listen to music other than Regina. :)

For SALE: 2002 Hyundai Elantra

Are you looking for a reliable, well traveled vehicle? I'd like to offer a 2002 Hyundia Elantra to the highest bidder! This one of a kind car has taken the trek from Florida to California AND made it back. Pit stop in the Grand Canyon, made it though the great state of Texas in less than a day. Where else can you find such a well traveled vehicle?

Very recently the entire fuel system was replaced, there is a NEW driver's side door and fender. Which means the car is now bi-colored, oh and the clear coat is NOT pealing on the new door and fender. The back bumper is removable and there is slight bilateral bumper to bumper damage from a recent fender bender. 


As of tonight the car has been equipped with a custom tint job. There is no way possible you could pay for this, literally ONE OF A KIND!

FREE SNOW CHAINS are included with purchase! TWO NEW TIRES, two bald tires! One full sized spare! Three slightly bent rims, but ONE is in great condition. AC WORKS! CD player! Driver's side airbag is out of commission, passenger side in full working condition!

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