Let's go sailing, let's get a bite to eat.

It's 3pm on a rainy Wednesday and I just rolled out of bed 30 minutes ago. My bed sheets have that haven't been washed in over a month stench, my couch has turned into a dresser, and the counter in my bathroom has completely disappeared. I have chemistry homework due, I need to take 30 hours of continuing education hours before Monday April 30th at midnight to renew my nursing license. I am sure there are plenty of other things I need to accomplish, but I am not going to rack my brain to think of them.

Did I mention that today is my only true day off this week? I did manage to accomplish, one thing today: I paid $85 to become a member of The University of Central Florida's chapter of The National Society of Leadership and Success. Hopefully that was a good investment. Oh, and in the middle of typing that last sentence I realized that I had a check to deposit for the repairs to my car after getting rear ended a couple of months ago, so I got off my ass, drove to the bank and deposited that bitch.  On that topic, if you're ever in an accident do not attempt to handle the ordeal privately, go through insurance.

Here's my explanation as to why: I had the damage on my car estimated by two different places and picked up a copy of the crash report and mailed to to the guy who hit me. He was not too happy with the cost of the repairs and replied with this in an email:

Hello Lisa, 

Thank you for sending me the packet of information.  I just returned from volunteering in Haiti so I am sorry for the delay in my response.  I was giving shoes out to orphans while in Haiti.  The devastation is still incredible, two years after the earthquake.

He proceeded to request that I drive to Orlando to Maaco to get a third estimate, which I refused and informed him that if I did not receive a check for the damage that I would pursue the matter with his insurance company.

Click on the photo to the left. Apparently everyone thinks I'm  an uber bitch. Woot.

There are quite a few stories that I'd love to post about, just because of the complete absurdity of the situations and the humor they provide, but those topics are flirting with the degree of private information that I'd like to share on the world wide web. :) Anyway, I think I've postponed being a functioning member of society long enough today. Toodles.