Tuesday, October 11, 2011

bait a hook

So far I've reference a some songs and bands that I love, today it's about hate. I am not sure why I've even heard this song, wait, I remember. The radio in my bathroom is picky about what radio stations come in, it seems to like this country station, which I hate to admit, but I can tolerate it sometimes. There was a point in my life when I spent weekends at the local mudhole, rode around in the back of a pick-up truck. Fuck I grew up in a town with one stop light and two "feed" stores. If you do not know what I am referring to by "feed store" you're probably a Prius-driving-sushi-eating-asshole who cannot "bait a hook". Please click on that link.

I heard he's got a Prius cause he's into being green.
My buddy sad he saw ya'll eating that sushi stuff.
He can't even bait a hook.
He can't even skin a buck.

Seriously? That does not even make sense. Screw you Justin Moore.

I did have a huge crush on Billy Ray Cyrus when I was a kid. I am watching the video for "Achy Breaky Heart". He was actually kind of cute back in the 90s, rocking the mullet. God, I am so glad I was a kid then. Not sure what people were thinking when they got dressed in the morning.

Now we're on to Shania Twain "Any Man of Mine". She had a freaking hot body.

Speaking of hot bodies, I ate like a cow tonight. Chicken wings, fried mushrooms, beer and a piece of chocolate birthday cake.

I need to get my shit together, I could see everything starting to take more of downward spiral in the very near future. I need to runaway, change my cell number, delete facebook and disappear. No more distractions. Yeah right. Nice thought.

4 comments:

  1. Quite entertaining, your funny. You've made me hate country all over again with this song.

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  2. Glad you think I'm funny. Who are you? Want to place a name with the umm, compliment? :)

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  3. My name is Dennis. I'm one of Rachael's friends, I seen her like this link on FaceBook. Clicked on it, read it, enjoyed. True story. :)

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  4. Hi Dennis! Keep reading and I'll keep posting!

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